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|Bread and butter||He 'asn't got any brains!||It's all about good footwork|
|Buffet bowling||No more brains than a pork pie||Should book in for bed and breakfast on this wicket|
|Fred Trueman||Could have driven a car/bus/coach and horses between bat and pad||Time in the middle is better than any amount of nets|
These 9 scoring phrases were selected from 44 Boycottisms submittted by many friendly TMS listeners.
Made by Graham, based on an idea aired on TMS, a prototype from Jen Bromley and ideas from many others.