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| He's got a big heart | 20 wickets | Buffet bowling |
| That was just stupid! | Juicy half-volley | Now 'e's got an undred he's got te knuckle down fer a really big score |
| Less brains than a chocolate mouse | Add two wickets to the score | No more brains than a pork pie |
These 9 scoring phrases were selected from 44 Boycottisms submittted by many friendly TMS listeners.
Made by Graham, based on an idea aired on TMS, a prototype from Jen Bromley and ideas from many others.