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| Could have hit that with a stick of rhubarb | It's all about good footwork | He could swing an orange |
| That's poor technique | Batting's all about grafting | He's a good player but I don't think 'e's a great one, not yet. |
| Yorkshire | Juicy half-volley | 20 wickets |
These 9 scoring phrases were selected from 44 Boycottisms submittted by many friendly TMS listeners.
Made by Graham, based on an idea aired on TMS, a prototype from Jen Bromley and ideas from many others.