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| Less brains than a chocolate mouse | Add two wickets to the score | He 'asn't got any brains! |
| Time in the middle is better than any amount of nets | He's a good player but I don't think 'e's a great one, not yet. | Batting's all about grafting |
| Corridor of uncertainty | Bread and butter | My gran could have hit that with her broom handle |
These 9 scoring phrases were selected from 44 Boycottisms submittted by many friendly TMS listeners.
Made by Graham, based on an idea aired on TMS, a prototype from Jen Bromley and ideas from many others.