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|Less brains than a chocolate mouse||Add two wickets to the score||He 'asn't got any brains!|
|Time in the middle is better than any amount of nets||He's a good player but I don't think 'e's a great one, not yet.||Batting's all about grafting|
|Corridor of uncertainty||Bread and butter||My gran could have hit that with her broom handle|
These 9 scoring phrases were selected from 44 Boycottisms submittted by many friendly TMS listeners.
Made by Graham, based on an idea aired on TMS, a prototype from Jen Bromley and ideas from many others.