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| Me mum could have caught that in her pinny | Should book in for bed and breakfast on this wicket | Batting's all about grafting |
| Time in the middle is better than any amount of nets | Military medium | Brian Statham |
| That were wasted on thee. | My gran could have hit that with her broom handle | You can't get runs in the pavillion |
These 9 scoring phrases were selected from 44 Boycottisms submittted by many friendly TMS listeners.
Made by Graham, based on an idea aired on TMS, a prototype from Jen Bromley and ideas from many others.