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| Brian Statham | Add two wickets to the score | If I've said it once ... |
| Uncovered pitches | Michael Holding's greatest over, that were fast | Time in the middle is better than any amount of nets |
| Now 'e's got an undred he's got te knuckle down fer a really big score | Rubbish | Juicy half-volley |
These 9 scoring phrases were selected from 44 Boycottisms submittted by many friendly TMS listeners.
Made by Graham, based on an idea aired on TMS, a prototype from Jen Bromley and ideas from many others.