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|No more brains than a pork pie||Less brains than a chocolate mouse||Me mum could have caught that in her pinny|
|Buffet bowling||Bread and butter||Show the makers name!|
|Michael Holding's greatest over, that were fast||My gran could have hit that with her broom handle||That's poor technique|
These 9 scoring phrases were selected from 44 Boycottisms submittted by many friendly TMS listeners.
Made by Graham, based on an idea aired on TMS, a prototype from Jen Bromley and ideas from many others.