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| Rubbish | My gran could have hit that with her broom handle | Could have hit that with a stick of rhubarb |
| He's a good player but I don't think 'e's a great one, not yet. | He's got a big heart | Bread and butter |
| Time in the middle is better than any amount of nets | It's all about good footwork | Brian Statham |
These 9 scoring phrases were selected from 44 Boycottisms submittted by many friendly TMS listeners.
Made by Graham, based on an idea aired on TMS, a prototype from Jen Bromley and ideas from many others.