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| He's a good player but I don't think 'e's a great one, not yet. | He could swing an orange | Rubbish |
| Show the makers name! | Batting's all about grafting | Lollipop |
| Could have hit that with a stick of rhubarb | No more brains than a pork pie | He 'asn't got any brains! |
These 9 scoring phrases were selected from 44 Boycottisms submittted by many friendly TMS listeners.
Made by Graham, based on an idea aired on TMS, a prototype from Jen Bromley and ideas from many others.