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| Michael Holding's greatest over, that were fast | Time in the middle is better than any amount of nets | He 'asn't got any brains! |
| Add two wickets to the score | Juicy half-volley | He could swing an orange |
| Lollipop | Aggers' (lack of) batting ability. | Less brains than a chocolate mouse |
These 9 scoring phrases were selected from 44 Boycottisms submittted by many friendly TMS listeners.
Made by Graham, based on an idea aired on TMS, a prototype from Jen Bromley and ideas from many others.