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|That was just stupid!||Add two wickets to the score||My gran could have hit that with her broom handle|
|It's not how good you look, it's how many you get.||No more brains than a pork pie||Juicy half-volley|
|Bread and butter||Lollipop||That were wasted on thee.|
These 9 scoring phrases were selected from 44 Boycottisms submittted by many friendly TMS listeners.
Made by Graham, based on an idea aired on TMS, a prototype from Jen Bromley and ideas from many others.