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| They don't listen to us ex-players | My gran could have hit that with her broom handle | Michael Holding's greatest over, that were fast |
| He 'asn't got any brains! | Batting's all about grafting | That was just stupid! |
| Buffet bowling | Aggers' (lack of) batting ability. | Bread and butter |
These 9 scoring phrases were selected from 44 Boycottisms submittted by many friendly TMS listeners.
Made by Graham, based on an idea aired on TMS, a prototype from Jen Bromley and ideas from many others.