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| Batting's all about grafting | My gran could have hit that with her broom handle | He 'asn't got any brains! |
| Yorkshire | Uncovered pitches | Lollipop |
| That was just stupid! | Less brains than a chocolate mouse | Players don't listen |
These 9 scoring phrases were selected from 44 Boycottisms submittted by many friendly TMS listeners.
Made by Graham, based on an idea aired on TMS, a prototype from Jen Bromley and ideas from many others.