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|He's a good player but I don't think 'e's a great one, not yet.||Yorkshire||He could swing an orange|
|Aggers' (lack of) batting ability.||Batting's all about grafting||20 wickets|
|Less brains than a chocolate mouse||They don't listen to us ex-players||Uncovered pitches|
These 9 scoring phrases were selected from 44 Boycottisms submittted by many friendly TMS listeners.
Made by Graham, based on an idea aired on TMS, a prototype from Jen Bromley and ideas from many others.