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|Rubbish||My gran could have hit that with her broom handle||Could have hit that with a stick of rhubarb|
|He's a good player but I don't think 'e's a great one, not yet.||He's got a big heart||Bread and butter|
|Time in the middle is better than any amount of nets||It's all about good footwork||Brian Statham|
These 9 scoring phrases were selected from 44 Boycottisms submittted by many friendly TMS listeners.
Made by Graham, based on an idea aired on TMS, a prototype from Jen Bromley and ideas from many others.