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| No more brains than a pork pie | Less brains than a chocolate mouse | Me mum could have caught that in her pinny |
| Buffet bowling | Bread and butter | Show the makers name! |
| Michael Holding's greatest over, that were fast | My gran could have hit that with her broom handle | That's poor technique |
These 9 scoring phrases were selected from 44 Boycottisms submittted by many friendly TMS listeners.
Made by Graham, based on an idea aired on TMS, a prototype from Jen Bromley and ideas from many others.