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| Michael Holding's greatest over, that were fast | Time in the middle is better than any amount of nets | Bread and butter |
| 20 wickets | Aggers' (lack of) batting ability. | Uncovered pitches |
| Less brains than a chocolate mouse | Buffet bowling | Me mum could have caught that in her pinny |
These 9 scoring phrases were selected from 44 Boycottisms submittted by many friendly TMS listeners.
Made by Graham, based on an idea aired on TMS, a prototype from Jen Bromley and ideas from many others.