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|Juicy half-volley||Less brains than a chocolate mouse||Could have driven a car/bus/coach and horses between bat and pad|
|No more brains than a pork pie||Now 'e's got an undred he's got te knuckle down fer a really big score||Uncovered pitches|
|Players don't listen||They don't listen to us ex-players||Could have hit that with a stick of rhubarb|
These 9 scoring phrases were selected from 44 Boycottisms submittted by many friendly TMS listeners.
Made by Graham, based on an idea aired on TMS, a prototype from Jen Bromley and ideas from many others.